The cake incident- IBAW crack

N laughed uncontrollably as he strolled down a near-silent alleyway with Cheren. "And then, with White and," he continued laughing, his words coming out as nonsense, although Cheren briefly made out the words 'toast', 'snuggie', and 'Snow White'.

Before he knew it, Cheren found himself laughing alongside his friend. It was stupid, pointless laughter; he was laughing more at how funny N looked when he was laughing than anything else. As he laughed, he stumbled and fell onto N.

Cheren attempted to apologize, but that only ended in another fit of laughter as the two struggled to stand. Eventually, N managed to speak, "Man, but, like, I dunno, man. Why, I, um," he paused, "W-why do you think we got kicked out of the bar?"

Cheren stared at his friend and started to laugh again, "I dunno, I mean, can't they just get a new wall? I mean, Walmart, right?"

N blinked, slowly processing what Cheren had said, "Yeah, I mean, this is ridiculous!" he slammed a fist against the wall, "I'm gonna go home, and you know what? I'm gonna call the police about this."

Cheren shook his head, "No, no, just chill. You know what we can do," he paused, looking into a cake shop, where Burgh and Grimsley were looking at cakes. He then glanced across the street, at a lingerie shop. "I have the greatest idea."

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"How do I look?" N asked, staring at himself in a mirror. He wore a black pokeball bra, black stockings, and black panties. His hair was also done up in pigtails.

Cheren frowned, "How am I supposed to know?"

"Do I look good enough, Cheren?"

"What are you talking about? Just," he paused, trying to remember what they were doing, "just get in the cake."

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Cheren hid behind the cake as Burgh and Grimsley looked around the store. As they slowly made their way towards the cake where N hid, Cheren leaped from his hiding place and shouted the code phrase, "Be free!"

As he uttered the words, the half-naked N burst from the cake. Over the shouts of terror from Burgh and Grimsley, it was just possible to hear N shouting, "Freedom at last!"

Cheren's laugh could be heard a block away as Burgh and Grimsley watched on in terror as N began to dance.

And it was the best night ever.